KLINGER GOD:

You have manifested your holiness by running an abuse center, and pedophile addiction.

Over centuries it has been custom of your leadership to do this.

Despise freedom and blame these victims, I never knew you were that corrupt politically.

I told you, that you are a chump God.

Do you think other universes want you around?

An embarrassing homosexual brood by your own definitions.

Klinger bells, Klinger bells, Klinger all the way…

It must be all these people are wrong and you are right, Sandusky?

Your wife is that ugly, that you are going around raping? And acting gay to remedy the situation?

What do you get when you take homo pirates, and give them too much Klinger fuel drugs? Gay boyfriends who rape and back each other in Heaven’s parliament.

-Russ